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LaurenWK: I just smashed a spider with a Bible.... Heh.

July 28, 2009, 5:33 pm

LaurenWK: I just smashed a spider with a Bible.... Heh.

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StacyJMT: @mousewords @GlitchChaos deserved it! i can't remember why but i...

July 29, 2009, 9:57 pm

StacyJMT: @mousewords @GlitchChaos deserved it! i can't remember why but i know he did! LOL

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pwa2009: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but it may be necessary from...

August 11, 2009, 9:18 am

pwa2009: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye....

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GeorgeHrab: Arguing with a creationist is like playing russian roulette...

August 13, 2009, 9:38 am

GeorgeHrab: Arguing with a creationist is like playing russian roulette without bullets. It's pointless, & you eventually WANT to blow your brains out.

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mousewords: Cleaning. If cleanliness is next to godliness, this bathroom was...

October 16, 2009, 7:09 pm

mousewords: Cleaning. If cleanliness is next to godliness, this bathroom was on par with "well-intentioned sinner."

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ncilla: Girl, don't be gross! Haha! RT @misssuzn "Spongebob is a...

December 9, 2009, 7:23 am

ncilla: Girl, don't be gross! Haha! RT @misssuzn "Spongebob is a tampon......he's a sponge who lives in bikini bottom with mr. Crabs....."

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mousewords: @GlitchChaos @fstop23 I'm being very nice to @StacyJMT and not...

December 16, 2009, 3:17 pm

mousewords: @GlitchChaos @fstop23 I'm being very nice to @StacyJMT and not picking on her, per se. I'm simply annoying her with exaggerated bragging. ;)

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TheRealStanLee: Joanie wants me to get ready before company arrives. She...

January 9, 2010, 2:42 pm

TheRealStanLee: Joanie wants me to get ready before company arrives. She doesn't understand. Women "get ready." Men just wait for the doorbell to ring.

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